• *texting friend*
  • me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
  • me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

plunders:

I’m gonna be the mom that your teenage son fantasizes about

(Source: cokeproblem)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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